Circus Maestro Hoop
Ladies and rodents, presenting the one… the only… The Great Rattini - master of the tiny big top, lord of the impossible, and your new favourite circus legend!
This dashing daredevil taxidermy rat is forever frozen mid-trick, through his miniature hoop with the grace of a seasoned showman (and the confidence of a rodent who knows he’s the star). Dressed in his finest ringmaster-inspired regalia, he’s ready to bring a touch of vintage circus magic to your shelf, desk, or existential crisis.
Ideal for:
• Circus lovers – Because every home needs a little sideshow energy.
• Rat collectors – The pièce de résistance of your rodent royalty.
• Aspiring daredevils – Let his bravery inspire your next questionable life choice.
Equipped with matching loop to hang anywhere in your home that needs a touch of circus fun!
🎪 Warning: May cause sudden urges to join the circus, speak in dramatic third person, or train your pets in highly unrealistic tricks. 🎪
(Hoop included. Lion taming skills not guaranteed.)
