Tarot Reader Rat
C$350.00Price
Meet Madame Whiskerina – the world’s first (and only) taxidermy rat with a side of mystical sass! This clairvoyant rodent didn’t just see the future… she lived it. Now, perched eternally at her mystic tarot table, she’s ready to divine your destiny (or at least judge your life choices). Perfect for tarot lovers, quirky collectors, and anyone who appreciates a rat with real crystal ball energy.
Warning: May predict more existential crises than a 3 AM Google search.
(Comes with tiny tarot cards, questionable wisdom, and zero refunds on prophecies.)
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All Rats are sustainably sourced from reptile feeding companies that otherwise use the rats for feed for larger animals. Taxidermied using eco-friendly and non-toxic methods and chemicals.
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